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(The new anthem of the Paleo-Nazis - to be sung to the tune of "Die Braune Kompanie" www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYYDff…  any time you get trolled by "awesomebros" or other living Godwin's Law exhibits)


I still am young on years of life,
I still am far from death;
But I have witnessed “awesomebros”
attempt to choke our breath.
And though my luck does raise me up,
I give first thanks to thee:
I pledge to you my loyalty, O Paleo Company!
I pledge to you my loyalty, O Paleo Company!


Already some have been ripped off
From our Paleo-Korps
The bells of victory, now clang,
my arm and brush, exhort!
I swear and I renew that Oath
that Paleo-King did sing -
“I pledge to you my loyalty, O Paleo Company!”
“I pledge to you my loyalty, O Paleo Company!”


So struggle forth like dinosaurs,
til Fraudsters' whining shall end;
Accuracy and copyrights,
with tooth and claw defend!
And Araucarias be strewn
Upon our victory!
Serve you, I shall, in loyalty, O Paleo Company!
Serve you, I shall, in loyalty, Pa-le-o Company!
If you are curious about how this whole thing got started, you can go here: paleo-nazis.deviantart.com/   or better yet, here: paleo-nazis.deviantart.com/jou…
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snugglesthedinosaur Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
My favorite part is :
"So struggle forth like dinosaurs,
til Fraudsters' whining shall end;
Accuracy and copyrights,
with tooth and claw defend!
And Araucarias be strewn
Upon our victory!"
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Paleo-King Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
Yeah that's pretty much at the part where the beer hall brawl breaks out. :P
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snugglesthedinosaur Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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*whistles cheerfully
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Paleo-King Featured By Owner Edited Nov 23, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
I hear you... interesting how downright catchy it is :XD:
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RizkiusMaulanae Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
All hail paleo nazi
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bricksmashtv Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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